Beer Hoodie of Awesome!
How often does this happen to you…
Your out camping or hanging out around a bon-fire and enjoying your favorite malty adult beverage. Your hands get chilly from holding the cold bottle, but you dont want to set it down because you dont know if that creep over there is going to slip something into your drink. Solution: The Beer Pouch Sweatshirt! (Link Via Geekologie)

And when you need to cruise home, dont risk getting behind the wheel of your car, can I instead suggest hopping on this sweet motorized cooler instead?
Oh what will those crazy science types think of next? Fuck curing cancer, lets come up with more gadgets to assist us getting drunk!